nicotinehearts: omigawdmatt: racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
vvaddles: theselener: vvaddles: would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?? whats a matter baby nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
chabbit: The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
sendificator: BUT LIKE REMEMBER WHEN M.I.A. FLIPPED THE BIRD AT THE SUPER BOWL AND PEOPLE CALLED HER DIRTY AND TRASHY AND NOW JENN LAWRENCE FLIPS THE BIRD AT THE OSCARS AND SUDDENLY ITS A QUIRKY CUTE AWKWARD THING TO DO WOW #WHITEHISTORYCLASSES
christinahendricks: dielife: mood: the face chris evans makes when his picture is being taken at a red carpet event
normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
galaxys4: [on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
avengerstimebitches: foxnewsofficial: cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit: spookyroomba: foxnewsofficial: what does tumblr even mean tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind. that’s actually kind of touching. it’s actually kind of gay that’s also what tumblr means
dickspeightjr: dickspeightjr: what did hitler say right before he died i did nazi that coming just kidding hitler killed himself
weirdteenblogger: my friends always insult me like i know when they are joking but they always take it over the line eventually and im just like oh thanks
weirdteenblogger: [doesnt reply but still expects you to text me first]
seerdescend: if i have to create characters and make up every detail of their lives from the moment they’re born i got it covered but if you ask me to figure out a coherent story to put them in
Put two people in my ask and I'll tell you which...
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
dirkinabox: Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
snapchatting: my blog is rated R for radical *does an insane skateboard trick*
petit-eponine: when people say they dislike musicals because “they sing too much”.
jonandtheon: jonandtheon: my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god she calls it a skoat im cr ying
hamsterangst: when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of
thecompanionsdoctor: I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER